Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love

scram of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love (Stand up, mobile telecommunicate in hand) Well convey you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches. Im afraid theres been a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has just named to say that we have to do the registry write every last(predicate) over again. It appears that the grooms pen wouldnt achievement so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your load on it(To the bride) Im afraid that you atomic number 18 now Mrs. 179 lbs.Im every going to speak for a cope with of minutes because of my throat. If I go on too long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive tested to memorize this speech, which isnt easy when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.When the happy equate announced that they were going to get married, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daugh ter said that I would have to give her away. To those of you who know me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to well-favored things away. Selling maybe, but giving away, I ask you. However, I did a deal with the groom, your tickets for a Wimbledon tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll check out that he came out best.My wife and I would like to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. There are also nighwhat(prenominal) people who I. wish could have been here but arent and hopefully they are keeping an eye on proceedings from afar.I would like to convey the beautiful bridesmaids for looking after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the considerable improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the amount after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dearly, was togged up all in scarlet)Anyway, I wo uld like to finish off, by giving a few words of advice, to the newly weds. You must everlastingly consider the words of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not understood.Marriage leave behind bring to you main thingsloyalty, self restraint, obedience, a sense of fair play, and a whole host of other virutes that you wouldnt need had you remained single. Put the seat subdue after you. And remember those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the first couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take acceptable Care of My Baby)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the nifty pleasure to propose the toast of long life and happiness to the bride and groom. Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and LoveFather of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love (Stand up, mobile phone in hand) Well thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches. Im afraid theres bee n a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has just phoned to say that we have to do the registry sign language all over again. It appears that the grooms pen wouldnt bleed so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your encumbrance on it(To the bride) Im afraid that you are now Mrs. 179 lbs.Im only(prenominal) going to speak for a couple of minutes because of my throat. If I go on too long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive attempt to memorize this speech, which isnt easy when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.When the happy couple announced that they were going to get married, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daughter said that I would have to give her away. To those of you who know me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to giving things away. Selling maybe, but giving away, I ask you. However, I did a deal with the groom, your ticke ts for a Wimbledon tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll consent that he came out best.My wife and I would like to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. There are also several(prenominal) people who I. wish could have been here but arent and hopefully they are keeping an eye on proceedings from afar.I would like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids for looking after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the with child(p) improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the demote after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dearly, was svelte all in scarlet)Anyway, I would like to finish off, by giving a few words of advice, to the newly weds. You must everlastingly consider the words of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not understood.Marriage exit bring to you main thingsloyalty, self restraint, obedience, a sen se of fair play, and a whole host of other virutes that you wouldnt need had you remained single. Put the seat discomfit after you. And remember those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the first couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take sound Care of My Baby)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the grand pleasure to propose the toast of long life and happiness to the bride and groom.